he’s a doctor, not a porn star
So I went to check the campus dining menus
all seems pretty standard
Weekly menu, okay I can dig it (except not really cause they just cycle it biweekly so it’s the same food every other week with a 0.0001% variability)
wait a minute. What’s this?
Apparently weeks are now months, who knew.
At UMaine We have something called a Mill Day
It occurs every so often in which the students step out onto campus and say “Oh. It’s going to be a mill day”
A mill day refers to the putrid odor that infiltrates the campus from the paper mill nearby as the fumes are swept through the area like a deathly fog of rancid stink that honestly smells like something died in a manure filled compost bin full of rotten broccoli and cabbage that suffocates you as soon as you leave the safety of a building.
On a mill day you don’t have to shower. You don’t have to wear deodorant. You can wear your gym shorts that you’ve worn to the past three workouts but are too lazy to wash because honestly no one’s going to be able to smell you over the god awful stench in the air.
And let’s not forget that Maine has the highest rate of death from Mesothelioma(caused by asbestos and fumes such as that of a paper mill) per capita in the United States.
I wonder why UMaine is the 9th most miserable school in the United States.